Scottish Referendum Result

This is the only place where you can get the Scottish referendum result before anyone actually votes.  Let’s imagine Prince Charles reading it out, because he did such a great job lowering the flag in Hong Kong.

‘In favour of Scotland becoming an independent country: 2,087,387 votes.
‘In favour of Scotland remaining part of the UK: 2,081,903 votes.’

There is cheering and clapping.  ‘This is a proud moment for Scotland,’ says Salmond.  ‘Blah blah blah.  Braveheart.  Bannockburn.  Yadda yadda.  Jacobites.  Culloden and the Duke of Cumberland.’

Then a small voice is heard.  ‘Hold on, is that a one or a seven?’

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